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Saturday, 3 May 2014

PROPOSAL


 Immediately you saw this title, if the first thing that came to your mind is "BUSINESS PROPOSAL", then, my brother, you are really hungry o! All I can say to you is "Jehovah God will do it!" (you know there is a level a man's suffering would get to that he can't afford to call God one name!) But if, on the other hand, immediately you saw the title the first thing that came to your mind is "MARRIAGE PROPOSAL" , even though you are right, my sister, YOU DON RIPE FOR MARRIAGE O! Well all I can say to you is, "JEHOVAH GOD OF HEAVEN THAT CREATED HEAVEN AND EARTH will do it for you"

Welbeck to the mata (Well back to the matter), In recent times, for some reason, I've witnessed a couple of marriage proposals live! Maybe God is trying to tell me something. I've seen men really pull some romantic stunts o! RANGEing from buying cars,planning with the organisers of a show to actually collecting the mic and proposing, or even interrupting a movie in the cinema!! Hmmmm! Wonders shall never cease (like a village gossip in a Nolly-wood flick). What if she says NO? I was watching one on TV sef! The guy said he wanted to propose so the presenters helped out! Hmmmm! The last time I heard such an emphatic NO was 15years ago when I asked my father if I could go and see my female friend! ON TV (no not ONTV i meant ON TV!!) If na me,  Its either I kill her or I commit suicide. But there must be a death.
The one that got to me was that of Peter (or Paul of Psquare sha) who bought a RANGE ROVER! No be dat wan pain me o! He now ASKED her "Will you marry me?" See what women have turned us to! What is she going to say? NO?? If she says NO then definitely she would have accident with that car! The car would be intact o, but she would die!! If me I buy moto for a babe, even if na "picanto", the question I would ask would be "Which month should our wedding be?" Not to now talk of Range!



But on a serious note, one thing I know is, my own proposal would be very unique (if you are a lady, thats one reason I should be your husband).  Ladies love creativity! And I believe, if you really love your woman then you should try to honor her with a unique wedding proposal! I plan on doing something that has never been done before! I mean a marriage proposal that is entirely novel. Do you mind me sharing my wonderful proposal fantasy here? I knew you would say I should go ahead! Ole! You want to steal it! Weeeellll I would share it all the same. But please I beg you dont steal it!

I plan on proposing while driving. Me and her in the car. I want a romantic song in the background so I would slot in a Terry G CD (RUN MAD would be the ideal track but, really, any Terry G track would suffice). So while this romantic track is playing, I would make sure I drive moderately (Romantically) and then start off a  conversation about how I really love her and how I wanna be with her forever. Then I would tell her of how I LOSE CONTROL easily every time I get disappointed. At this time, I make sure I  drive in between 2 big trailers. One on my left and the other on my right! RUN MAD still playing in the background!! Guess what? At this point..........I pop the question! "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" If I hear say she no shout "YES!" with "BLOOD OF JESUS" to seal it sef!!

 Well this is my proposal master plan! Like I said earlier "please I beg you, don't steal it!"










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1 comment:

  1. lmao..nice wedding plan, i pity d unfortunate lady tho.

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