Stolen Yarns

Sunday, 1 July 2012

MR FARUQ!!!!!



Please this is the latest nursery rhyme! Make your child memorize this and his life will never remain equal...sorry the same!






                                         MR FARUQ- By Akin Akinrinade
Mr Faruq loves to potty. Mr Faruq has never missed 10:00am in his bathroom.

Mr Faruq loves fresh air. He opens his windows when he potties at 10:00am 

every morning.


Mr Faruq’s neighbours live close to Mr Faruq. Mr Faruq’s neighbours are not 

happy at 10:00am every morning. Mr Faruq’s neighbours perceive a stench at 

10:00am every morning. They complain to Mr Faruq.


Mr Faruq’s landlord is disgruntled. He receives complaints from Mr Faruq’s 

neighbours. Mr Faruq’s neighbours complain to Mr Faruq’s landlord of the stench 

that comes from Mr Faruq’s bathroom when Mr Faruq opens the windows while 

he potties at 10:00am every morning. The landlord is angry at Mr Faruq for 

making the neighbours unhappy.


Mr Faruq’s landlord orders Mr Faruq to close his windows when he potties at 

10:00am every morning. Mr Faruq obeys the landlord. Mr Faruq’s landlord and 

Mr Faruq’s neighbours are happy.

  

Mr Faruq’s landlord and Mr Faruq’s neighbours are unhappy. Mr Faruq is dead. 

He died in the morning. Mr Faruq died when he closed the windows while 

pottying at 10:00am in the morning. Mr Faruq choked to death.

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