Stolen Yarns

Tuesday, 3 July 2012


A lot of you that think you are fat might change your mind after this piece! A lot of you don't know if you are fat or not but this might help.
1) If you cant enter a bus without paying for two..... you are fat!

2) If your fitted white shirt happens to be my doctor's OVERALL..... you are fat!

3) If you cant enter an auditorium through any entrance apart from the main are fat!

4) If your mattress touches your bunk mate's head whenever you sleep on the top are fat!

5) If on your wedding day your husband feels are fat!

6) If you ever make an elephant feel are fat!

7) If you have to be hugged in twos and are fat!

8) If only you spreads just one of your skirts on a line and you still complain of are fat!

9) If in church your neighbor tells ONLY you that 'Jesus loves you' when the pastor says 'tell 7 people' are fat!

10) Finally, If this poem is annoying you right now.............then YOU MUST BE FAT!!!!!!

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  1. ...nice

  2. ur very naughty :)

  3. Hahahahahahaha. this joke cracks me up everytime. nice one!