Stolen Yarns

Friday, 29 June 2012

Teacher and Kundus Series

Teacher: If a man above 21 is called an adult, what do you call a woman above 21


KUNDUS:An ADULTRESS



Teacher: What do you call a necklace made from rice, beans and cassava


KUNDUS: Food chain




Teacher: What do you call a tree that bears more than one fruit


KUNDUS: A MYSTREE




Teacher: Which Musical Instrument has Ulterior motive?


KUNDUS: Guitar, Cos there are strings attached




Teacher: Which is the Most helpful disease

KUNDUS: HIV! Cos HIV AIDS!


TEACHER: How is the best way to train a child

KUNDUS: By putting him on the RAILWAY
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TO BE CONTINUED




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